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"I am already an old grandma…I'm…" Integra said, deprecatingly.
"That's fine with me," Alucard answered, honestly, looking up at his master.
Her expression changed and Integra bit into her finger, held it out to the vampire on the floor, letting it drip into his mouth.
"Welcome home count,"
"I am home, my countess."
Seras took this as an opportunity to quietly step out, leaving her masters to themselves.
Feeling properly nourished for the first time in years, Alucard stood. He regarded his Master for a few moments. She was as beautiful as ever and from his 'welcome,' he was still proud to be her servant. The wrinkles and age related imperfections did not detract from her beauty. Despite her age, she was as quick as she ever was, if not more. Only her appearance had changed. Under it all, she was still the same woman he left all those years ago. He even liked the eye patch.
Dr Trevilian's Medical JournalsDr. Trevilian's medical journalsDr Trevilian's Medical Journals by DarthPoe
Hellsing Organization's Vampire Biology and Science Division
Case Number: 80034
Subject: John and Jane Doe, subjects would like to remain anonymous; human female impregnated by male vampire. Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, Director of the Hellsing Organization and Commander of the Hellsing Army would like to study the effects of a vampiric pregnancy with a human female and possibly the resulting child, a dhampir, pending the mother's consent. The goal is to better understand vampire biology. This will be deemed a high risk pregnancy due to differing biology's of mother and child. I will be meeting with the mother on a weekly basis to record her symptoms. I found an obstetrician that will be with the mother throughout the pregnancy. However, she must be surveyed and approved by the mother's security team and bodyguards. The process will not be complete for some weeks in which I will be in charge, in mother is a high ranking government official.
Vlad Who?Disclaimer: Hellsing is owned by Kouta Hirano and licensed by Funimation. I am not making any fiscal gain through this published work.Vlad Who? by DarthPoe
Seras Victoria never thought about her Master's past life, before he became a vampire. She never wondered how he became the great vampire he is today or ever realized what his name spelled backwards meant. Seras just assumed it was just a name the Hellsing family gave him when they subjugated him.
She didn't think about her own past, even when she had a pulse. Why would she wonder about his? The bond that he established when he turned her was a familial one. He was like another father to her; an absolutely bats shit insane, 'I shall set you ablaze' father. Children never inquired about their parents past, right?
Seras knew that something was going on between her Master and Sir Integra, much more than master and servant. She didn't dare put a name to it, it wasn't her place. However, recently, Integra had been wearing a silver signet ring with a dragon e
Take Your Vampire to School DayTake Your Vampire to School DayTake Your Vampire to School Day by DarthPoe
Author Notes and Disclaimer: Hellsing is owned by Kouta Hirano and Funimation. Not me. I only lay claim to my original characters and this plot and these words. Abandon all ye seriousness who enter here. This story is not to be an accurate assessment of the author’s grasp on the Hellsing series…or sanity.
A big thank you to the lovely and illustrious Iggy Lovechild for beta’ing this thing for me! If you’re an Alucard/Integra shipper, her blogs and stories are must reads!
It had hardly been a month since Alucard's revival, but the newly knighted Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing was looking forward to going back to school and getting away from the maniac.
Integra attended a prestigious all girls boarding school that all the upper echelon of England attended. It was run by a strict Headmistress named Florence Wilson. While the school was obviously accredited, it was blatantly obvious to Integra that all the girls attendin
Posi Straightedge - Pro Choice - Democrat - Wiccan - Feminist - LGBTQ Ally- |
Writer - Little Monster - College Student - Liberal
DOB: September 20, 1991
Birthplace: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Current residence: Oklahoma
Heritage: Swedish and Creek and Cherokee Native American
Piercings: Just ears, but want to get my eyebrow pierced.
Tattoos: I have Edgar Allan Poe's signature on my right arm, just below the joint. I am right handed and a writer. Poe went through Hell and back, but went down in history. If I can handle the shit my own life throws at me, I can too.
I am...weird. I am a ghost hunter, along with most of my immediate family. We celebrate Halloween like most people celebrate Christmas...think Halloween Town from Nightmare Before Christmas and you have my childhood...or my life now! Really, when my family and I celebrate Christmas, it's like Halloween Town's citizens trying to do the same thing. We give holly-jolly things a creepy spin!) Basically, I am offbeat and I love it! I appreciate anything vintage more than I do anything modern. I hate today's culture and I hate today's fashions. I would love to live back then, but I couldn't without the technology of today, or with yesteryears social climate...
Hero: Obviously, Edgar Allan Poe, but also George Lucas and JK Rowling; both are master storytellers and created their own massive and believable universes, I want to capture that lightning. I am madly in love with Severus Snape and I do look up to him. He shows us that we can always change. I am one of those people who love Lady Gaga. She embodies the adage, Be Yourself. I want to be myself, I do not want to blend into the crowd. I believe that she is one of the most genuine celebrities there are.
Screenname: My username comes from the book, "The DA VINCI Code" and anime. I was obsessed with both when I created my account.
Problems: I've been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and General Anxiety Disorder. Because of these, I also have depression. The OCD can manifest in ways like needing to have anything that is Poe or Snape related or of course, having to clean. My anxiety can show up as social anxiety or irational fears. I really hate it when people think that me having an anxiety attack is funny and try to cause one! That's like causing a seizure in someone who is epileptic! Because of these, I can wake up fine one day and go to bed suicidal. I am on an antidepressant/anti anxiety medication. I have more good days than bad, but when I have a bad day, it's bad! However, I've had many people tell me I have several angels and spirits protecting me, so I'm not going to let them down by killing myself.
Smoke/Drink: Never have, never will. I have a genetic component for alcoholism and I've seen cancer at it's worst.
Pets: I have two ten year old short haired cats, a tabby named Princess Wednesday (as in Wednesday Addams) and a tuxedo cat named Scooter Renfield (as in the Dracula character) and a two year old dog, a beagle and basset hound mixed named Belladogga 'Bella' Lugosi. Belladogga as in the belladonna plant (My family and I are Wiccan) and Lugosi as in Bela Lugosi, the actor famous for playing Dracula. Princess Wednesday because she has the same temperament as Wednesday Addams. Scooter Renfield because he has a penchant for torturing bugs before he eats them and generally acts like a madman. Belladogga Lugosi just came out of nowhere and doesn't refer to her personality. The only person that is afraid of her is the mailman. Last but not least, there is Big Bella. She is a full Basset Hound and weighed in at 72 pounds when we adopted her! She's one a diet right now. When she snores, she legitimately sounds like a human!
Likes: Reading, writing, moons, stars, professional ghost hunting, anime, manga,movies, hospitals, animals, antiques, art, nerding, weirdness, aliens, the unknown/occult/supernatural/paranormal, wit, how in real life if you see a video of the vehicles used in the Michael Bay Transformers films you can't see the driver when they're running, skulls, pillows, long fluffy warm blankets, Halloween, Fall, cameo necklaces, anything vintage, damask print, anything gothic or creepy, Victorian fashion, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton AND Johnny Depp, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp AND Helena Bonham Carter, makeup.
Views/Opinions/Beliefs: Wiccan, liberal (but against the use drugs and alcohol), straight edge, misanthropist (yet a bit of an idealist, I mostly hate people because they do not try to live up to ideals), Nerd Fighter/Member of the Harry Potter Alliance
After I'm gone....Surprise me by doing one of two things: have me plasticized and put my body in an art gallery or donate every possible organ, tissue and every drop of blood I have, cremate what's left in my blue prom dress and have my ashes be made into pencil lead.
Personal Quotes: A poor me attitude will not get you far in life.
"We loved a love that was more than love, I and my Annabel Lee." Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee 1849
"A woman's place is in the revolution."
"I'm obsessively opposed to the typical" Lady Gaga 'The Fame'.
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The Force will be with you. Always" Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars." -Jack Kerouac
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."
"May the Force be with you." Star Wars
"I believe in Story-Telling." Mark Hamill
"I was with book, as a woman is with child." C.S. Lewis
"I'm always listening, and when you're lonely, I am lonely too. Smile today monster, you are a superstar." Lady Gaga
I love how each your toes look like they belong to different person
Writing comes easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank page till your forehead bleeds. -Douglas Adams
"I like your Christ, but do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." ~Gandhi
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
— Stephen King
Life's no fun without a good scare.
"Abortion is a tragedy, to be sure, but in a country where tens of millions of children go hungry each day, where millions of children live with the daily threat of death and violence, where millions of children are abused, neglected, and thrown away, where too many children are left to fend for themselves because their single parent is toiling all day to barely make ends meet, I just can’t get worked up over the plight of the unborn." -Unknown
When in doubt, blame the aliens.
"It will never be the same to read something on a screen than to hold it in your hands, to turn the pages, to turn back." Stan Lee
"Witchcraft is not evil. At least not any more than lighting a votive candle,
praying for a sick friend, or carrying a lucky charm is. However, there are some who do view witchcraft as evil. This is only because organized religion (primarily the Christian church) has conditioned them to fear anything which strays from their narrow condemning view. After all, if you have the ability to fend for yourself, solve your own problems, and choose your own method of spiritual expression, why would you need the confined structure of a church?"
"We should educate people that 'Witch' is not evil but ancient and positive.
The first time I called myself a 'Witch' was the most magical moment of my life."
Margot Adler - Wiccan Priestess
Freedom Requires Free Thinkers.
"Love is objectified by what men say is right...Blonde high-heeled feminist, enlisting fame for this. Express your womankind, fight for your right." Lady Gaga
"Never mistake my silence as weakness. No one plans a murder out loud."
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either".- Unknown
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"I strive to be the person my dog thinks I am."
"The more I know about people, the better I like my dog."
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